Check out my Assets

I've had this skirt for a long time.  I think it is totally rad and kind of old-fashiony looking.  You know, if old-fashiony were an actual word. 

I do have one complaint and that is the major static cling I have been battling today.  It's so bad that I have been walking around with my skirt stuck to my legs all day.  I've tried all the de-static tricks I know, but the Static Cling Gods just aren't on my side.  They are probably up there laughing at me while I fumble, bend, pick, stick and rub to try and de-stick myself. 

I think it has something to do with my new Assets by Sara Blakely footless tights.  If you aren't familiar, Sara Blakely is the genius behind my dear friend, Spanx.  This is my first pair since I am a hardcore Spanx girl and usually like the real deal.  But you know what?  While those Static Cling Gods aren't on my side today, those Super-Sucker-Inner Gods are because these things are rocking my assets today!  My saddlebags are thanking them today, even if my skirt (and anyone who has had to watch me wiggle and jiggle) isn't. 

Daily Style File
Shirt:  Mossimo by Target (Winter 2011)
Skirt:  DLG (old)
Tights:  Assets by Sara Blakely via Target (Winter 2011)
Necklace:  Anthropologie (Winter 2011)
Shoes:  Gap (Winter 2011) 

I Wore It Where?
preschool, errands  

Friday

I have had a bit of a lack in posts this week.  Not because I haven't been getting dressed everyday.  But, rather because I have found how to put the quiet in quiet time (for this week, at least) and that is when I normally do my blog post.  I know.  It's a miracle.  Read on, my friends, read on.

During "quiet time" my daughter and I have been taking advantage of this amazing spring-like weather to do some yardwork.  Now, for anyone that knows me well, I think I just heard audible gasps through the computer.  I. did. yardwork.  Just writing those words is as shocking to me as it probably is for you to read them.  Let me explain.  We got a bumper crop of acorns this year.  Which is really too bad because we got one last year and they are only supposed to happen every 7 years or something like that.  So, thinking we were in the clear, we mulched our entire property (+1.25 acres) in September.  Unfortunately, the acorns starting dropping about 2 weeks later.  By the bucket loads.  Leaving us with acorn mulch and a lot of disappointment.

However, I discovered that by spending "quiet time" outside picking up sticks and acorns that my sweet, loud little girl will be so preoccupied with sitting in the wheelbarrow that she won't make a peep for 15+ minutes at a time, except for the occasional excitement squeal.  Seriously, it is like finding another wonder of the world.  In my own yard.  After about 15 minutes, she usually jumps out, spills whatever I have put in the wheelbarrow and runs off to play.  But, then she comes back, jumps back in and the cycle starts again.  She even had a tea party in there, on top of all the acorns.  All of this happens while I find myself not caring if I am raking or getting dirty because it is quiet. 

We are headed outside again in a bit, but since she is currently practicing dragon noises while sitting on the potty I thought I would take a couple moments to post today's outfit.  Happy weekend, friends.

PS. You'll see I even have some mud on my boots to show you just how outdoorsy I have been this week!

PPS.  Baggy black t-shirts aren't flattering. But, I was trying to make up for the skimp factor on my child's size jacket by adding an extra large t-shirt to the mix. 

Daily Style File
Shirt:  Mossimo by Target (Fall 2010)
Jacket:  Crewcuts by J.Crew (Fall 2011)
Skirt:  Xhilaration by Target (Spring 2011)
Leggings:  Old Navy (Spring 2011)

I Wore It Where?
preschool, errands

Chubby's

I have no clue what I am wearing today.  My outfit was thrown on in less than 5 minutes (normal dressing = 15) while I tried to go for something more than pajamas yoga pants.  Of those 5 minutes, at least four were spent blankly thinking about what I should wear until I just starting grabbing things.

I'm blaming my delirium this morning on the fact that we ate at a place called Chubby's Tacos last night.  Note to self:  beware of any eatery that starts with the name chubby.  Delicious but dangerous.  The taco's have most certainly taken over my brain function this morning. 

Daily Style File
Turtleneck:  Mossimo via Target (Fall 2011)
Top:  Forever 21 (Holiday 2011)
Skirt:  Old Navy (Fall 2011)
Tights:  Spanx
Necklace:  Nordstrom
Scarf:  Old Navy (Holiday 2010)
Clogs: Anthropologie  (Spring 2011)

I Wore It Where?
preschool, errands

Orange you glad to be here?

We had an Open House at our preschool this weekend and nothing says "Welcome to our Preschool" quite like a tight, bright orange skirt.  Well, the bright says "Welcome" and the tight says, "You've had enough spinach cheese balls, Kristie."

There is something about this color.  Once I wear it I just want to keep doing so.  Case in point:  I wore the skirt both Saturday and Sunday after wearing my orange vest on Friday.  Bright, easy, fun.  What's not to love?  Unfortunately, I ran out of time on Saturday and wasn't able to get pictures of my outfit.  I am slightly neurotic about my clothes (a.k.a. I get bored very easily), so instead of wearing the same outfit on Sunday I changed it up a bit but kept the skirt the same.  Plus, it was still laying on the settee in my room from the day before, so it made the dressing process much quicker.

Neon colors are trending for Spring, so brace yourself for lots of color in the next couple of months.  If you are unsure about rocking something so bright, try it in small doses first (accessories, t-shirts, shoelaces, etc).  Before you know it, you'll be having flashbacks of the late 80's/early 90's and wanting to dig up your neon green Lycra leggings while belting out Tiffany's hit "I Think We're Alone Now."

What's the brightest piece of clothing you own?  

Daily Style File
Turtleneck:  Forever 21 (Winter 2011)
Open cardigan:  Porridge via Anthropologie (Winter 2011)
Skirt:  Forever 21 (Winter 2011)
Necklace:  Anthropologie (Winter 2011)
Boots:   Nine West Vintage America via Belk (Fall 2011)

I Wore It Where?
errands, preschool open house, dinner 

Seven dollars

Do you ever feel like you don't have anything to wear?  I have been feeling that way lately, although in looking at my closet it is obvious I have plenty to wear.  I rarely go clothes shopping with a particular item in mind because I don't ever really need anything.  Although I do tend to have a wishlist of things I want am keeping my eyes out for at any given time. 

A pair of black wedge heels has been on my radar for a while.  But, here's the catch.  While I wanted them, I didn't want to spend much on them since I knew they wouldn't be worn all that often.  So, when I spotted these ones for $7.48 at Target, I didn't hesitate.  I don't tend to buy Target shoes since I can always find a designer brand on clearance for almost the same price as a new pair at Tar-jay.  There is always an exception to the rule, and well, for $7.48, I can totally make an exception.

Daily Style File
Shirt:  J.Crew via the J.Crew Warehouse Sale (Fall 2011)
Vest:  J.Crew via the J.Crew Warehouse Sale (Fall 2011)
Jeans:  Gap (Spring 2011)
Shoes:  Mossimo Supply Co. via Target (Winter 2012)

I Wore It Where?
preschool, mommy playdate, errands

Spanx, or No Spanx

My dog ate my Spanx.  If you are a Spanx-wearer then you understand the direness of this situation.  She ate just enough to make them unwearable (and don't worry, dog lovers, she is just fine).  What happened to good old fashioned sock eating? Or trash?  Or homework?  Aren't dogs supposed to eat homework? They are definitely not supposed to eat Spanx.

Because of this situation, my pants today are lacking the normal smoothing and shaping that should happen.  At least it is cold out and I have a long winter coat to cover anything that may jiggle or wiggle out of place, or well, in place.

My necklace is something I actually found as a Christmas gift for someone else.  As soon as I saw it, I thought of the person I bought it for.  But a funny thing happened when I tried it on, I fell in love with it as well.  So, I purchased two.  I've been seeing a lot of jewelry with large stones like this lately (even Target has a new collection).  It's no secret I have a soft spot for statement jewelry.  And Spanx.

 Daily Style File
Turtleneck:  Old Navy (Fall 2011)
Sweater:  Old Navy (Fall 2011)
Pants:  JCrew  (Fall 2011)
Necklace:  Anthropologie (Winter 2011)
Boots:  DSW (Fall 2010)


I Wore It Where?
preschool, errands, pediatrician's office

Lesson learned

This outfit is a lot better looking in person.  It didn't photograph well.  I am attributing it to my phenomenal iPhone photography skills.  Or the fact that my 16 month old spit up all over me just prior to taking these pictures.  That is my penance for bouncing and swinging him around while he was drinking his bottle.  So, if you walk away with anything from today's post, it is this: don't dance with a drinking baby.  Especially when you are wearing a silk skirt.  Yes, now I know many of you are shaking your heads and thinking, Duh.  But, some of us aren't quick learners.  So, be kind.

Daily Style File
3/4 Tee:  Old Navy (Fall 2011)
Cropped Tee:  frenchi via Nordstrom (Summer 2011)  Skirt: Laundry by Shelli Segal (old)
Necklace:  Anthropologie (Fall 2011)
Shoes:  Gap (Winter 2011)

I Wore It Where?
preschool, playdate, errands